a small bird was flying very high when a cold wind blast struck the bird and frozen it then fell to earth. upon lying on the hard ground a cow suddenly came by and crapped all over the bird. the crap was warm and the bird revived and began to sing. a cat nearby heard the singing…dug out the bird and ate it.
Moral of this:
1 not everyone that craps on you is your enemy.
2. not everyone who helps you out of crap is your friend
3. IF YOU ARE WARM AND HAPPY EVEN THOUGH SURROUNDED BY CRAP..KEEP YOUR MOUTH CLOSED!